The Phouka rose, his election still standing at attention. He crossed to the drawers and peeked inside.

Pixie clothes.

He mourned the lack of jewel tones and selected a pair of trousers, but when he held them up they were clearly too small. Instead, Phouka selected a skirt and an oversized jumper. And quick as that, he was dressed.

The skirt and his election did not pair well.